We are a small team of not so talented unprofessionals with an extremely limited range of skills and experience. We do, however, love what we do, and we do it with passion. We look forward to your adulation.

The Kartoffel
The Reason
The prompt said to write a short bio. That’s lucky for us because the Kartoffel isn’t very tall. I might have to update this in the future.
Kartoffelvater
The Peasant
The Kartoffelvater also happens to be short. And what’s more, I most likely won’t have to update this in the future. This bio writing stuff is really working in our favor!


Kartoffeln
The Fuel
Do you know what’s not short? The list of things you can do with a potato.